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ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2460	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	139737	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	276	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Void Gems Collected:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.