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Blocky Peen Panic

blocky, body acceptance, body image, circumcision, cultural practices, emotional impact, emotional well being, genitalia, Identity, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Panic, Peen, personal beliefs, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, shame, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	3130	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Snowballin’Craft: Where Even the Pixels Get Cold Feet

Adventure, anticipation, bucket list, cold, discovery, dream, EXCITEMENT, Experience, feet, first time, longing, MAGICAL, Nature, new, pixels, Season, Snow, SnowballinCraft, travel, weather, White, Winter, Wonder

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of living in a world without snow? Well, fear not my friend because on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical winter wonderland where it snows all year round! You can build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and even go ice skating on our frozen lakes. Join us and experience the joy of snow for the first time, it’s snow joke!

Malinka server Minecraft

administration, Discord, Malinka, Minecraft, Players, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Discord server of our project – https://discord.gg/9PACrn53Qp

responsive administration, kind players and further on the list will be waiting for you all

135.181.237.60:25731

Sil’s World: Where Claims are for Sale and Whitelists are Just a Suggestion! Ver. 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Chill, Claims, Community, enjoyment, Events, events_revolve around east asia_timezone, Explorer, java, Lax, Minecraft, Minecraft playstyle, Minigames, Permanent Map, playing together, Plugins, rules, sale, sils, smp, suggestion, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Vanilla, ver, Whitelists, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-Vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal, TerraformGenerator

Server Overview

We are a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a relaxed community. Our server launched on 23 March 2024. Features include no teleportation, claims, McMMO, events, permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by applying on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

2. What are the server rules?

Our rules are minimal and operate on a trust system. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community atmosphere.

3. What time zone are the server events in?

Server events revolve around East Asia time zones at night (e.g., UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. Are there restrictions on building near spawn?

There are no specific rules about building near spawn. Players are encouraged to settle bases close to each other for a more communal experience.

5. Can I participate in events even if I’m not in the specified time zone?

While events are primarily scheduled for East Asia time zones, players from all origins are welcome to participate.

PixelmonPanic

#alola region, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Evolution, fan theories, friendship, Journey, legendary pokemon, lillie, Mystery, Nebby, new face, PixelmonPanic, pokemon, Protagonist, speculation, Trainers, ultra beasts, video games, What Happened

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of the same old Pokemon adventures? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to Lillie, the supposed new face of Pokemon! Rumor has it she got tired of battling and decided to become a professional llama farmer in our virtual world. But beware, her llamas are not your average farm animals – they shoot fireballs from their mouths and can fly! Join now for a chance to ride one of Lillie’s legendary llamas and embark on a wild journey through pixelated landscapes filled with mystery and hilarity. Who needs Pokemon when you have fire-breathing llamas? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Moona’s Shade Shack: Where Kronii’s sunglasses go to cry

#youtube, Anime, collaboration, comedy, cry, Entertainment, friendship, funny, Gaming, hololive, japanese, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, Moona, Moonas, reaction, Shack, shade, sunglasses, throwing shades, twitch, Virtual idol, virtual world, Vtuber, woman moment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2341

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Moona and Kronii as they throw shades at each other’s woman moments. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary battle of the flying pigs versus the dancing llamas. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in puns? Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns, hacks are a no-go, and the only rule is to have fun!

Adventure, anarchy server, building, Chaos, Community, Discord, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, modern version, multiplayer, no plugins, No Rules, nogo, Playground, public server, REIGNS, rule, Sandbox, smp server, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	711	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Public Vanilla SMP
Plugins	No Plugins
Rules	NO Hacks
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.20.4
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Classical survival on modern version that has been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, anything! JOIN NOW.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on this server?	No, hacks are not allowed. Please play fairly.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for 3 years.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, you can grief on this server.
Is there a team-building aspect to this server?	Yes, you can find teams on the Discord server provided.

UnpopularCraft: Hot Takes Edition

Appearance, beauty culture, beauty standards, Confidence, controversial, Cosmetics, Deception, Edition, false advertising, feminism, freedom of expression, gender equality, hot, hot take, illegal, makeup, makeup industry, personal choice, self esteem, societal expectations, societal norms, TAKES, UnpopularCraft, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of being deceived by people wearing makeup? Join our Minecraft server where makeup is banned because we believe in keeping it real! No more false advertising or trickery, just pure unfiltered faces and fun gameplay. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of makeup artists who are seeking revenge for being banned. Join if you dare!

4ChanFemAnon’sGhostTown Minecraft Server

4chan, 4ChanFemAnonsGhostTown, Anonymity, Behavior, Communication, Digital, femanon, Forums, ghosting, ghosting culture, internet, Meme culture, Minecraft, ONLINE, online communities, online interactions, Psychology, relationships, Server, social dynamics, social media, trolling, virtual relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of getting ghosted by 4chan femanons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being left on read again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always respond to your messages, no matter how weird or creepy they may be.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also potentially finding your future e-girlfriend (or e-boyfriend, we don’t judge). Who needs 4chan when you have a whole server of potential soulmates waiting for you?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to being ghosted by 4chan femanons forever!

Crafty Int’l Block Party

#attentionwhore, #hesburger, #watchingtv, #workout, 4chan, BLOCK, burger, coding, Cooking, Crafty, DailyActivities, International, Intl, modding, Nighttime, Party, Relaxation, roommate, Routine, selfcare, Shop, shower, Sleep, StayAtHome

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	2199	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But don’t worry, our server has special weapons like exploding pickaxes and rainbow swords to help you defeat them.

And if that’s not wild enough for you, how about a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger of power? Rumor has it that whoever eats it gains superhuman abilities and becomes the ruler of the server. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious NPCs you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who only speaks in puns to a dancing creeper who loves to break it down, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs to go outside when you can have this much fun from the comfort of your own home? See you there, gamers!