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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	457	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Votes:	5521	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	109	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4099
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ores Mined:	5760
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

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Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5994	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.