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BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2469	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	4094	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Star Shards Collected:	232	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6316

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mines Excavated:	2220	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!