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AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	720253
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server

birthing, birthing partner, boundary setting, Buddies, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Generational conflict, Grief, intergenerational misunderstandings, Minecraft, mother’s death, parental cheating, parental expectations, personal boundaries, Server, sibling rivalry, stepmother issues, support during pregnancy, teenage struggles

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	962951	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	7613
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!