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BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Void Gems Collected:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gods Slained:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Farms Harvested:	604	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	7322

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	439879	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Animals Bred:	143
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimension Hops:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!