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SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2783
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5296

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8676
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	3708	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	227	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Spears Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!