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Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Potions Brewed:	157	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2976	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	2741
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?