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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7050 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!