| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4168 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3704 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1766 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7692 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6639 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6328 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9839 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3251 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 158 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5227 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6209 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 172 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5058 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
