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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1936 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 300 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2073 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!