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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8717 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on.
So come on over and join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. RIP in piece to all the other servers out there, because once you join ours, you’ll never want to leave!