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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1677 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8378 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
