| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4898 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2768 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 172625 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
– Our server is like a boilerplate tragedy, but with a twist! You’ll experience super digestible themes that even a potato could understand. – Ever wanted to be a regular player who ends up being special? Well, on our server, you can! Just like David, who thought he wasn’t special but turns out he was all along. Mind-blowing, right? – Explore the mysteries of the moon tickets and the Sandevistan! Who cares about the cost of tickets or the risks of turning into a cyberpsycho when you can have a nice apartment instead? Priorities, right? – Join us for a 5.5/10 anime experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering if you’ve been baited into a whole new level of craziness.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the absurdity that awaits you!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8065 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
But be warned, drinking too much fireball potion may cause you to tear up from the sheer awesomeness of our server. And don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the buzz – in fact, you might even start seeing creepers doing the Macarena. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a fiery adventure like no other!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5989 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8880 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7019 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3629 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.
so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2906 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7654 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).
so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 683 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!
