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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 503 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9986 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.
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