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Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server
Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021 -
TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you. -
Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…
Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server! -
Goon Caves Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old caves in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the goofiest, wackiest, and most outrageous caves around! Post your goon caves and show off your wildest creations to the rest of the server.Join our SMP for a chance to stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t love a good snack while mining?). Rumor has it that there’s a secret cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers who will trade you rare items for your best dance moves.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Infinite Bacon, where pigs roam free and drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Bacon King, a pig wearing a crown made of bacon who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is bacon-related).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start exploring the craziest caves Minecraft has ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!
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Girl Hugged Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken in a disco ball-filled cave.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it. Just be careful what you wish for, because you never know what kind of chaos it might unleash.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what you might encounter in this wacky world.
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Wagyu Beef Feast with German Parents in Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness German women bringing their parents to feast on wagyu beef in the virtual world! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from diamond-hungry llamas to villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Join now and be part of the madness! -
Obsessed with BBC Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old shit? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for you to collect.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary BBC (Big Beautiful Castle), where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments and try to claim the title of BBC Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a horde of zombies while riding a giant chicken into battle.
So why the fuck are you guys so obsessed with BBC? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as Phase Connect’s Third Generation? Look no further than our server, where you can experience Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido like never before! Join us for our 1-year anniversary celebration on December 17th, and get ready for a Christmas karaoke relay on December 21st featuring Eimi, Runie, Clara, and Memory – it’s gonna be epic!But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a collab with Arcane Maid Cafe where Clara and Runie will be singing their hearts out from December 4th to January 4th. Plus, get hyped for Invaders 3, set to debut in spring 2025 – the teaser will blow your mind!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our members get exclusive perks like watching Friday the 13th (2009) with Yuu in a members-only stream, or tuning in to Runie’s watchalong of the last episodes of The Fable. Eimi hosts drawing streams, Clara plays Crash Bandicoot 4 and Path of Exile on Twitch, and Pico-chan sings her heart out while playing GTA5 – what a combo!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in the world of Phase Connect like never before. Who knows, you might even catch Hina making a surprise comeback on October 18th, only to disappear again – the drama never ends!