Ironic weeb Minecraft Servers

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

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  • EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

    But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

    And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

    Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineEien – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    MineEien – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /eien/ – EIEN Project General for a wild ride filled with dorky mecha fans, loud GFEs, unhinged tomboys, and ironic weebs. Our Gen 1 Museia crew includes Skye Shinryu, who loves action games and drawing, and Kilia Kurayami, who enjoys horror games and ASMR. And don’t even get us started on our Gen 2 Haven squad – Zumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who’s all about indie and retro games, Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who can’t get enough of Nier, and Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman who’s a speedrunning queen.

    But wait, there’s more! Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who’s into League, Animal Crossing, and Halo, will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re not sold yet, just listen to our epic songs like “EIEN” and “Museia” – they’ll have you grooving in no time.

    So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure at /eien/ – EIEN Project General, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Gaia Craft

    Gaia Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Gaia Craft: An Epic Minecraft Odyssey!

    Ah, weary traveler, you’ve stumbled upon the sacred shores of Gaia Craft—a realm where the sun kisses the pixelated peaks, and the whispers of ancient Greece echo through every block. As a fellow devotee of both Minecraft and mythology, let me regale you with tales of this wondrous land.

    The Mythical LandscapesPicture it: sun-drenched valleys where olive trees sway in the breeze, and shadowed groves where nymphs play their eternal games. Here, you’ll build your city-states—each cobblestone a testament to your vision. As a long-time fan, I’ve crafted my own Acropolis, complete with a cozy tavern where Heracles himself might raise a tankard.

    Divine Challenges AwaitAh, the creatures of legend! The Cyclops, with its single eye scanning the horizon for unsuspecting adventurers. The Minotaur, lurking in its labyrinth, guarding treasures untold. Fear not, for you’ll earn their favor or face their wrath. And let me tell you, negotiating with a Minotaur over a cup of virtual tea is an art form.

    Wielding Godly PowersZeus, the thunder-bringer, perches on Olympus, occasionally tossing lightning bolts like a celestial game of darts. Dionysus, the wine-soaked reveler, dances in his vineyard, grapes squishing between his toes. As a fan, I’ve been known to invoke their names during particularly intense creeper encounters. It’s all about ambiance, you see.

    Epic Builds and Architectural FeatsThe Parthenon! Oh, how it rises—a symphony of marble columns reaching for the heavens. Athena’s statue stands proud, her wisdom etched in stone. And Dionysus? Well, his vineyard sprawls, grapes heavy with promise. I’ve even added a secret tunnel connecting the vineyard to the tavern. Because why not?

    Community Olympiads and the ArenaChariot races thunder across the plains, wheels spinning like the very gears of fate. PVP battles ignite the arena, swords clashing, and shields splintering. As a seasoned player, I’ve won my fair share of laurel wreaths. They make excellent headgear during late-night mining sessions.

    War and Nations—A Game of Thrones (Minus the Dragons)Form alliances, raise banners, and establish your nation. Gaia Craft’s political landscape is as intricate as a spider’s web. Diplomacy, strategy, and the occasional backstabbing—it’s all part of the game. And yes, I’ve written impassioned speeches for our council meetings. My fellow players nod sagely, even though we’re all just wearing diamond helmets.

    So, fellow adventurer, join us! Let your legend unfold. May your pickaxe strike true, your sheep farms flourish, and your /tp commands never lead you into lava. Gaia Craft awaits, where history, myth, and Minecraft merge into an adventure of Olympian proportions!

    (Disclaimer: No actual gods were harmed during the making of this server.)

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  • My first realm, where we pretend to be semi-vanilla but we all know we’re just a bunch of crazy blockheads

    My first realm, where we pretend to be semi-vanilla but we all know we’re just a bunch of crazy blockheads

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Survival and Vanilla
    Theme None
    Add-ons Essentials, Secret Doors, Dragon Add-on
    Cheats Activated, use responsibly
    Server Capacity 8 open spots
    Server Link Join Server

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build in Creative mode? No, please stick to Survival mode for building.
    Are there any specific rules for the server? Avoid being disruptive, stealing, or breaking into other players’ bases.
    Do I need to use the add-ons mentioned? No, they are optional but available for enhanced gameplay.
    Will the server owner be active? The owner will try to be online daily, but availability may vary due to work commitments.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DFC Minecraft Server: Real or Cope?

    DFC Minecraft Server: Real or Cope?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about DFC (Diamonds For Cows) – is it real or just a coping mechanism for desperate miners?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers epic quests for brave players to embark on. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken sword that can slay any mob with a single peck!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also journey to the mysterious Land of Llamas, where these fluffy creatures have mastered the art of llama jousting. Test your skills against the best llama jousters in the land and earn the title of Llama Champion!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what other bizarre adventures and quirky characters you’ll encounter along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WikiTube Minecraft Server

    WikiTube Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Wikipedia and YouTube? Well, do we have the perfect alternative for you! Imagine a Minecraft server where every block is a piece of information and every player is a walking, talking encyclopedia. Need to know the capital of Uzbekistan? Just ask Steve, he’s got you covered. Want to learn how to do the latest dance craze? No problem, just watch as Creeper123 busts a move in front of the virtual crowd. Join our server for a wild ride of knowledge and entertainment like you’ve never experienced before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to drop some truth bombs on unsuspecting players. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

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  • CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

    CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape family drama? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own world free from annoying cousins like Sarah!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create the most epic builds to show off to your friends. Need a break from the real world where people just can’t seem to get along? Come chill with us and leave all that family drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any racist slurs or annoying relatives here, just pure Minecraft fun. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background. And hey, if you need to vent about your family, we’re all ears (or blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s escape the drama together!

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  • GrannyPadGoneChina

    GrannyPadGoneChina

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of carrying an iPad for your grandma? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to fit an iPad into a suitcase in a virtual world!

    Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges, but the ultimate test is trying to convince your virtual wife to bring back a locked iPad from China. Will you be able to find a way to make space in her inventory? Or will you have to carry it on your back through the pixelated airport?

    Join now and show your dedication to family, even in the most ridiculous situations! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock a special achievement for being the best virtual grandson ever!

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  • RebelCraft2021

    RebelCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the shackles of societal expectations!

    On our server, we encourage players to challenge all norms, whether it’s building upside-down houses, riding pigs as a mode of transportation, or wearing diamond armor to a fancy dinner party.

    One time, a player dared to challenge the norm of gravity and built a floating castle in the sky. It was so epic that even the Ender Dragon was jealous!

    So if you’re ready to rebel against the status quo and have some outrageous fun, join our server now! Who knows, you might even discover a new societal norm to challenge while you’re at it.

    New Minecraft Server
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