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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Steamcraft

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Imagine a place of wonder, where magick and technology hold equal sway, and an adventurer might just as easily wield a flintlock pistol as a flaming sword. A place where great industrial cities house castle keeps and factories, home to dwarves, humans, orcs and elves alike. A place of ancient runes and steamworks, of magic and machines, of sorcery and science. –

Still in very early stages of development.

A ton of custom plugins. Airships, cannons, griefprevention (configured to support raiding), rudimentary magic system.

steamcraft.io

Orixmc

Arcade, Arena Pvp, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Koth, Need Players, Need Staff, Op factions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	1288
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

What is OrixMC?

OrixMC is a new factions server jam packed with unique features and amazing gameplay, we host givaways on our discord and post sneak peeks there too, feel free to join in on the fun, we would love to have you here!

https://discord.gg/kNsZkN7S6F

What Do we have?

Here is a list of the things you can expect from us:

PvP Features

:D1:| We have over 35 new Custom Enchants!:D1:| We have special PvP sets like Destroyer and Zeus!:D1:| We have special arenas where you can test out your Armour!

OrixMC.COM

The Lounge MC

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to The Lounge MC! A Great Minecraft Server Full of Fun things to do and Game Modes to Play!We Support All Minecraft Versions up to 1.14.3 thanks to Via-Version!Please Join our community right now and give things a try!

66.70.241.17:25576

Hiboria

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimension Hops:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Hiboria is a new server with a fully customized mod pack configured to offer the best possible gaming experience.

game-fr-71.mtxserv.com:27080

Flixrealms

Adventure, ISLAND, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Server IP: play.flixrealms.com

play.flixrealms.com

Aurora Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	158994	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Pixelmon Brazilian Survival Server! Join our Discord and see how to log in as well as news and events! Discord: https://discord.gg/v4XXyUw

jogar.aurorapixelmon.com.br

Taginu

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

This is a server with different worlds where you and your friends can join and play. It has worlds like SkyBlock, Survival and Creative. The server is currently being developed so more features are coming.

minecraft.taginu.com

Masterbuilds

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

User Server [Miner.masterbuild.de]Is intended to make players happy, everything can be purchased with in-game money.

Economy: We have numerous options where you can farm yourself rich and buy cool things!

Booster: we have boosters: / Breakdown Booster / Experience Booster / Fly Booster / Break / Mob Almost all boosters are stackable -> 3x

Shops: We have numerous shops where you can buy and sell things!

Auction house: in our auction house you can access it with /ah and trade with other players without being able to cheat them! (recommended for items with high value)

We have a lot of self-written plugins that are unique like our prefix system

We have our own written perk system

Plots: Each player can have 4 plots, and then when they have enough money they can merge them, we have also adjusted numerous borders for each rank!

Through the shop you can easily buy and enjoy expansions such as plot expansions, clan expansions, etc. using in-game money

Own shops/player shops are all new

Events will take place continuously, everyone has the same chance of winning something!

Item & Mobs: our mobs and items are automatically stacked, this helps players farm more easily and prevents lag due to too many mobs & items spawning!

Ranks can be purchased with in-game money, followed by shops for real money Each rank has individual rights.

Rights: All ranks are ready, and new ones will follow.

Team: We are currently down to 3 team members on the team.

Important: Every bug report is rewarded. Our server is in the starting blocks, we are not error-free so don’t get angry if something doesn’t work!

We are grateful for reports, we take every bug report to heart and do everything we can to fix it and guarantee players the best possible gaming experience.We look forward to every new player!!!

185.223.30.219:2192

OGSKY – Is top rewards – season 1

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9137	Endless Night Skies:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	5084
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

WE HAVE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT FEATURES THAT WILL KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED! KEEP AND GIVE US A TRY!

WE HAVE ONE STAFF MEMBER WHO IS WILLING TO PUT IN ALL THE WORK TO ENSURE THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE ON OGCRAFTING

142.44.191.14:25568

VegoGame

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

RolePlay server on Russian language. Very big City (Chicago), weapons, transport, flats, businesses!

play.vegogame.net