Iron Lung review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9524
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	74
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Potions Brewed:	189	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	1383	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.