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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6138 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
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