Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They even have a secret underwater base where they hold dance parties every night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie villager who has a secret talent for beatboxing.
– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.
So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!
We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.
And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!
So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
| Description | Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics. |
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| Playerbase | Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun. |
| PVP | PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players. |
| Server Times | 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST |
| Links | Modpack Link |
| Discord: Join Discord |
It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.
The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.
Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.
Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.
