Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They even have a secret underwater base where they hold dance parties every night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie villager who has a secret talent for beatboxing.
– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.
So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!
Hey everyone! We’d love for you to join our full vanilla Minecraft server! If you’d like more details, hop on over to our Discord. We can’t wait to play together!…
We Are looking for players to grow our community please come start your adventure
server specs:
32 Render Distance 24/7 Uptime No Plugins! 500k World Boarder! No Nametag Visibility
195.252.196.232
Mappercraft is a semi-vanilla geopolitical Minecraft server. Having existed for nearly a decade, it is the oldest server of its kind. On Mappercraft, you can create your own nation, join someone else’s nation, fight in grand battles, or build a town for yourself—free from overbearing claiming plugins. We are currently running a 1:500 scale world of the Earth, and we currently have a stable 20 tps!
Current world opened November 1st, so still not much history has happened. Come make some!
Version: 1.21.1 IP: mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg Join the Discord to claim land and for extended rules: https://discord.gg/HwCAWZkFDe Dynmap: http://209.192.169.148:25584/ Wiki: https://mappercraft.miraheze.org/
mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg:25566
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby villagers.
So why wait? Join The New Mustapha Pasha today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a gang of killer bunnies or being chased by a giant chicken with a vendetta. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).
But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.
Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala
modpack contains over 170 mods that will improve the vanilla and tech experience! Link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/korolcraft
No modified recipes and no biome mods Focused 100% on tech mods with: Mechanism Applied energistics 2 Ender I Project Red ProjectE
213.170.135.120:25597
Hello, do you want a good and high-quality box-pvp server? We invite you to our box-pvp server to have fun! friendly community, friendly administration that will always help you! so what are you waiting for, come to us and experience things you haven’t experienced yet! oneway.srw.lt, 1.20x – 1.21x A server that always wants to be good!
oneway.srw.lt:10866
But that’s not all, we’ve got resources galore to help you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the blocky battlefield. And don’t forget about our approved mods – like the Potato Mod that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re in a serious PvP match.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the Minecraft champion you were always meant to be. Just remember, when you close a lobby, announce it in the thread – because in this server, we play by the rules… or do we? Join now and let the mining madness begin!
Join us for the “Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis” event where you’ll transform into a whole new character until December 23. Want to seek out some epic spirits? Then the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” event is perfect for you, live until December 16!
Our current character banner includes Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou! And don’t get us started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Vortex Vanquisher – talk about OP weapons!
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards are permanent, so you’ll always have something to look forward to. And who doesn’t love free Primogems? Redeemable codes are flying around like crazy!
So why wait? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted Ender Dragon riding a rainbow unicorn! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world.
***MUST WHITELIST – GO TO THIS GOOGLE FORM TO WHITELIST: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccG8kxb_NbqDbFh6YVO_xWavtFPZWop7UTALG9JNJpH6BmvA/viewform?usp=sharing Welcome to CloudVale 4.0! This is a unique lootbox server where if one kills a player, the attacker gets the victim’s loot and a box containing loot. The rarity increases per level of the victim. We also have quality of life updates that enhance the user experience, like SimpleVoiceChat, teams, and tpa. The server is also owned by a courteous and well respected staff that you can find in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yABW93eHw6 This server also has a high percentage uptime, so you can play almost any time you wish!
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