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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1056 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.
u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.
so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?
