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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

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Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PeptideCraft: Self-Healing Glass Server

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join dis epic minecraft server where the glass builds and heals itself like magic! imagine building a house made of glass dat fixes itself when it breaks. it’s like havin a team of tiny glass fairies fixin all ur problems. come join da fun and witness da wonders of self-assembling glass! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but without all da responsibility. so come on, join now and be a part of dis glassy adventure!

[GER/DE] Black Sirius Server

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Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS.

We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement.There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space.The server is PvE and currently has only a few plugins. Our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence.Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin.Anyone can join, but you don’t have full rights as a player. To be activated, you have to contact the admin (Blackmadman) in our Discord.There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.

If you are interested, feel free to visit us on Discord.

94.130.132.233

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CunnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

PixelatedPitfalls

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Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

CraftyCreeperClash

#sustainability, acceleration, climate change, climate emergency, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, Geopolitics, Global, greenhouse gases, Impact, international relations, Report, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazier things happening than Russia’s war with Ukraine, man. And get this, joining our server will actually, like, help slow down the global climate emergency. Yeah, you heard me right!

I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Animals Bred:	124

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5705	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Potions Brewed:	25

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Void Armor Forged:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	153
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6378	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

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