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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	47

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Divine Spears Created:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	792
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	2436
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Ores Mined:	6766	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	1496
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchantments Applied:	260	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday festivities, birthday gift, birthday girl, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, Birthday Party, birthday present, birthday shopping, birthday surprise, birthday treat, birthday wishes, celebration, gift giving, gift ideas for her, Minecraft, Party, Present Ideas, Server, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful gesture, Time

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Star Shards Collected:	169	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!