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LiquidLoot Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3222	Animals Bred:	73
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery and intrigue. Just like the mystery of your niece’s iPhone 13 charging port! Who knows what kind of oil-like substance could be lurking in the depths of our server? Maybe it’s a rare resource waiting to be discovered, or perhaps it’s a sign of an ancient civilization that once roamed the land.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Our expert team of moderators is always on hand to help you navigate through any sticky situations (literally). So come on down and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you on our server!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7706

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4290	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6805	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	71	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!