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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8201 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.
we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?
