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CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4915	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	52	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4661
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.