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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4710 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 79 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”