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CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	266
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	7555	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Buildings Constructed:	47
Votes:	5620	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2346
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
New Chunks Explored:	550375	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9922	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.