Ionia – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

TVShowFunnies Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We have llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can juggle, and pigs that can fly (literally, we installed a mod for that). And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night, it’s lit AF!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who give out quests for you to complete, like finding the rarest block in the game or building a giant statue of a potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by the ancient gods of Minecraft themselves.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestMinecraftSMPever #PotatoStatueFTW #DolphinQuestsAreLife

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RedstoneRomance

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Are you turned on by the thought of exploring a Minecraft world where pigs can fly and creepers dance to disco music? Then you need to join our server ASAP! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of parkour. So if you want to get turned on by the craziest Minecraft experience ever, come join us now!

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ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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HolyCraft: Pope’s Plea

anti-hate, antisemitism, discrimination, education, eradication, global responsibility, historical tragedy, Holocaust, Holycraft, Horror, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, Never forget, Peace, PLEA, pope francis, POPES, religious leader, Remembrance, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, Unity

join our epic minecraft server where pope francis himself is the leader and he is on a mission to eradicate antisemitism in the virtual world! he will smite any player who dares to spread hate speech or discrimination.

we have a special holocaust memorial built in the server where players can pay their respects and learn about the horrors of the past. pope francis will give virtual sermons every sunday, spreading love and unity among all players.

come join us and be a part of this important mission to create a safe and inclusive minecraft community. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by the pope himself? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out!

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Ghosting Harassment Hub

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so, like, imagine this totally epic minecraft server where you can, like, build the most insane structures and battle with other players in crazy pvp matches. but here’s the twist – the only way to communicate with other players is by using emojis and interpretive dance! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork and strategy, dude.

and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙

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Metallo Beta Lactamase Fitness Gym

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.

come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!

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LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Afk, Age 25+, Block edit logging, Chest locking, Community, Creeper Griefing, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman Griefing, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, Small Community, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Criteria	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks or Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
Server Started	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in all directions from spawn
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, join our Discord and introduce yourself for whitelist.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 25 years or older.
Are there ranks or moderator positions?	No, all players follow the same rules.
What is the world border size?	30k blocks in all directions from spawn.
What difficulty level is the server?	Hard difficulty.

Join our Discord server to get whitelisted and start playing with us!

Glowing Echoes 1.21.4

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Yo, broskis! Are you ready to dive into the craziest, most mind-bending Minecraft server out there? Join us on this Ravecore Edition server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at. From ComfyUI for the experienced players to Automatic1111 for the beginners (or noobs, as we like to call them), we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai because who doesn’t want to create some funky art while mining for diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section… it’s like a treasure trove of links and resources that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible and sanity is optional. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

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AlbumTapeMasters – Minecraft SMP

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Yo, so like, imagine joining this lit Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be Gen X’ers from the 90s. Like, we all gotta buy our first album or tape with our own money and then we can trade them in-game for crazy rare items.

I remember when I bought my first album, it was like this super rare limited edition holographic Backstreet Boys tape. I had to fight off a pack of wild creepers just to get it, but it was so worth it. And now I can trade it for, like, a diamond sword or something.

So yeah, if you wanna relive the glory days of Gen X and trade virtual albums for epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be totally rad, dude. Let’s goooooo!

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HighSkoolFlashbacks

CAFETERIA, Classes, Drama, Exams, extracurricular activities, Friends, Graduation, growing up, high school, HighSkoolFlashbacks, homework, life lessons, lockers, Memories, Nostalgia, Parties, PROM, relationships, sports, teachers, teenage years

Remember the days of high school drama, awkward crushes, and trying to navigate the cafeteria without spilling your tray? Well, forget all that nonsense because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days in a whole new way!

Join our server and you’ll be transported back to a virtual high school where the hallways are filled with lava, the lockers are guarded by zombie jocks, and the cafeteria serves up potions of invisibility instead of mystery meat.

But that’s not all! Our server also features epic quests where you can earn extra credit by slaying dragons, building the coolest prom decorations, and rescuing your classmates from the clutches of evil mobs.

So if you’re looking for a high school experience like no other, join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs algebra when you can be battling creepers and crafting diamond swords?

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