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Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	244
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	98
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	133	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Items Found:	8914	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!