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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6358 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 456 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
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