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PixelStorage Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Star Shards Collected:	131	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4853	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mines Excavated:	2879	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	6164	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1718

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Ores Mined:	8994	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1755	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.