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NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	224
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9520	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	19

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	3177	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Votes:	8652	Players Killed by Monsters:	559
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!