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Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	8491	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	3101	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

BulldogBanterMC

aita, bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	2311
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.

Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP

breaking down, coping mechanisms, crying, emotional expression, emotional release, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, expressing feelings, Gender norms, ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, mental health, mental toughness, Only men, seeking help, self-care, societal expectations, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8785	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is only for the manliest of men. We’re talking about chopping down trees with our bare hands, wrestling creepers to the ground, and building epic mansions out of diamond blocks. If you’ve never shed a tear in your life, then this is the server for you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!

BlockBlingCraft

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, BlockBlingCraft, determination, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Do you want to be a Minecraft millionaire? Do you dream of owning a virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Then you need to join our server, where success is measured in stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples!

On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!

PutinCraft2022

Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic dialogue, foreign policy, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, phone call, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft2022, russia, trump, ukraine war, world news

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1334	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics

Pixel Pencil Academy

Academy, Classroom, digital literacy, digital writing, education, educational trends, Future, future of learning, handwriting, handwriting skills, innovation, Keyboard, learning, modern education, Pen and Paper, pencil, PIXEL, SCHOOLs, teaching, Technology, technology in education, traditional skills, Writing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well get ready for a wild ride, my dudes. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became the richest player in alllll the land. but watch out for the evil chicken army that roams the land, they will peck u to death if u aren’t careful.

join us now and experience the magic of a world where anything is possible. build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your pet zombie. the possibilities are endless on this server, so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Survival 1.12.2 Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, Community, Creative mode, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, PvE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

The description of the server server “Survival 1.12.2” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Mystic Survival

16+, Adventure, building, Cities, Community, Contests, Datapack, Discord, Events, Explore, Fun, Giveaways, join us, mystic, New server, Positive Environment, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Tournaments, Uptime

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	809308	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Server Name	Mystic Survival
Server Type	Survival Minecraft Server
Server Features	[Custom Features/Plugins] – Vanilla Tweaks datapack, Simple Voice Chat Discord Community
Why Join Us?	Awesome Events & Contests 24/7 Uptime Diverse gameplay options
Server Info	Version: 1.21.4 Discord Community Dynmap

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is friendly and helpful, so don’t hesitate to join!

Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

While we do not have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

Can I suggest new features or plugins for the server?

Absolutely! We value player feedback and suggestions. Feel free to share your ideas with us on our Discord community or in-game.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Make sure to follow the server rules and guidelines while engaging in PvP activities.

How can I participate in server events and contests?

Keep an eye on our Discord community and in-game announcements for information on upcoming events and contests. Participation details will be provided for each event.

Mystic Ore Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anonymous No. 95294069 Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Unknown Enigma Detective Secret Puzzle Clues Intrigue Mysterious Hidden Solving Uncover Unsolved Conundrum, mystic, ore, Valley

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

t tell you the name of this Minecraft server, but let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

Forget boring old servers, ours has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to dubstep music.

You’ll never be bored on our server because we have a giant maze made entirely out of cake.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!