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> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Crackers: The Server Where Honkies Invented Racism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	5355

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of cow overlords plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Our server features a special “Honkies vs. Racism” mini-game where players can battle it out in epic showdowns to determine once and for all if racism was really invented by honkies. Will you join the side of the honkies or fight against them in the name of equality? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Amnya’s Snowy Shenanigans

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, get this – turns out Russians actually invented civilization! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about history because on this server, Mother Russia reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!

ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).

CraftyCommies

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	133

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.

TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Votes:	7787
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

WeatherWizards Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your life!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco ball, and players must boogie their way to victory to earn exclusive rewards. It’s like a rave, but with pixelated blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	972
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisBdayGiftDrama

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Emeralds Found:	7741
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate drama and chaos that comes with having two younger sisters like Ava and Rhea.

Ava, the master prankster, will keep you on your toes with her devious tricks and schemes. From hiding your precious items to sabotaging your builds, she’s always up to something mischievous. But don’t worry, Rhea is there to balance things out with her sweet and caring nature.

Watch out for Ava’s epic trolling skills, like the time she deleted an entire finished essay just for fun. And let’s not forget the time she spilled water all over someone’s assignment sheet – classic Ava move!

But the real kicker? Ava outing Rhea as a lesbian before she was ready to come out. Talk about sibling betrayal! Can you navigate the drama and chaos of this dysfunctional family dynamic?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Will you choose to forgive and forget like the parents expect, or will you hold a grudge like our protagonist? The choice is yours, but remember – in this world, anything can happen!

UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	267
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

Block off, crafty!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	705	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own cronies and steer government contracts like Duterte 😂 join now for the chance to become the most corrupt player in the game! steal all the diamonds and rule the server like a true dictator 🤑 who needs democracy when u can have absolute power in minecraft? come join us and make shady deals with other players, just like in real life 😜 hurry before the FBI shuts us down!

OrbansBlockPartyMC

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Potions Brewed:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!