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BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2401	Dimension Hops:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

350k, Burnout, Bust, career goals, exhaustion, financial motivation, high salary, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, MinecraftMania, personal time, stress, Time management, work commitment, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life boundaries, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life priorities, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Emeralds Found:	1666

Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

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The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Buildings Constructed:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.