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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4851 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!