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Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	8847	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9011	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3503	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.