intimate feelings in everyday situations Minecraft Servers

intimate feelings in everyday situations

  • TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

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    Welcome, intrepid block-breakers and pixel-punchers, to a Minecraft realm that’s so wild, even Steve won’t believe it! You might be asking yourself, “What’s a completely non-sexual thing that somehow feels sexual?” Well, buckle up your diamond armor because you’re about to dive into a world where even the most innocent of pastimes take a totally unexpected turn!

    Picture this: you’re mining deep underground, steam rising from the cavern walls—it’s intoxicating! Suddenly, you stumble upon a cavernous obsidian and lava pool that makes your heart race (no, not the kind of heart you find in a chest). Your goal? Crazy rare ores! But every time you swing that mighty pickaxe, all you can hear is the echo of “Oh, yeah, baby!” from the depths as your diamonds blissfully pop out. Who knew mining could make you feel like you just stumbled into a cosmic love affair?

    Feeling a little peckish? Join our famous “Poke Your Pig” contest! Tail-wagging pigs will be lining up for the chance to be your ride, but be careful; don’t take it too far, or you might just end up with a pig that gives you those kinds of looks! Caution: there are rumors of enchanted carrots that promise to make you irresistible to our fabulous four-legged friends. Can you handle that level of attention?

    And don’t get us started on our infamous “Water Slide of Doom”! This hydraulic wonder makes you feel more free than a butterfly trapped in a net. Jump down and experience all the twists and turns that gurgle like a flirtatious creek. It’s not just a water slide; it’s a euphoric rush that will have you yelling for joy as you plunge into the refreshing depths—definitely more thrilling than a simple splash!

    Prepare for our Yes-Yes-Yo-Yo Dance-Off every Friday! Watch as Minecraft mobs breakdance on your cobblestone roof while you attempt to dance your way to victory. Who knew skeletons could twerk or that creepers could moonwalk?! Keep your carefully crafted armor on, because no one leaves this party unscathed… or without an explosive good time!

    And as if that wasn’t enticing enough, every building project here feels like a personal invitation to architectual seduction—there’s nothing quite like crafting a sleek modern house only to find you’ve accidentally attracted an army of eager villagers who “want to move in.” It feels a little like being in a romance novel; everyone wants what you’ve got!

    So join us! We promise a hilarious blend of adventure, chaos, and unsuspected sensations that’ll leave you breathless—definitely not that kind of breathless, but who knows what might happen when the sun sets and the mobs come out to play? Grab your blocks, bring your crazy stories, and prepare to dive into a Minecraft world like no other!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MAGIC ANARCHY Minecraft server

    MAGIC ANARCHY Minecraft server

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    FREE ADMIN, WEAPONS, SEX AND WEDDINGS

    You won’t find this on the server.

    MAGIC ANARCHY is a classic anarchic Minecraft, with a corresponding community and atmosphere.

    Server Features:

    -Complete anarchy

    NO:

    -Donatov

    -Privatov

    -Vaipov

    -Rules

    176.57.174.62:27265

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 24Mine Minecraft server

    24Mine Minecraft server

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    24Mine [RUS.1.1] is a Russian-language game server based on the video game Minecraft Pocket Edition. A server with a unique set of custom functions and many distinctive features designed specifically for your maximum comfort.

    play.24Mine.ru:19134

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  • ZillaSMP

    ZillaSMP

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    ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

    ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

    ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

    As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

    Features

      • Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
      • A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
      • Lore, which is written through player roleplay
      • Proximity-based voice chat
      • An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
      • Tradable currency and chest shops
      • Cannons
      • Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
      • Real tactical planning and defense building

    More Information

    To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide! ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

    How to Join

    To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel! ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/Jbjk3EbcVR

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  • anybody wanna play a minecraft 1.7.3 beta server with me

    anybody wanna play a minecraft 1.7.3 beta server with me

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    IP:146.59.220.208:25619 this server does NOT belong to me, its a pretty old minecraft server, it has alot of features without mods, when you first join the server you need to register. DO NOT forget your password or everything you have will delete or unable to use them. if you need help joining the servers. do not worry because you can contact me here in the comments, and please contact me if you wanna play, i dont know any admins of the server, there’s often peploe but i cant reach to them. theres a main city at spawn. please do not try to grief anything because this is history. a fine server, there might be some connection problems, like the mobs can kill you for a far distance. please do not try to kill the mobs or destroy the trees in the city. also try to be a farmer for food. the portals might be bugged and send you to different locations but don’t worry its normal. always make a nice looking house and try to finish it! the server is too old. (2011) so it’s remembered for being this old. also dong harm other players and be peaceful. thanks for reading this and see you in the server!!!!

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