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Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

branding, branding strategy, Characters, cute, cyber, Digital, Icons, internet, Internets, madness, Marketing, mascot, mascots, meme, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Popular, social media, symbols, Technology, viral, virtual, web

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

Accommodation, asylum seekers, Clearsprings Ready Homes, contract-holders, dividends, Essex business, Graham King, Home Office contract, Hotel, hotel accommodations, housing costs, immigration industry, income increase, King, migrant, migrant crisis, military barracks, Minecraft, profit, property conditions, Refugee Crisis, rich list, smp, taxpayers, Transportation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3787
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Items Found:	2278
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	1569

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

6.storymine.ru

VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

amusing election happenings, Bad Bunny decides election, bizarre election outcomes, comical election scenarios, election, election absurdity, election comedy, election humor, entertaining election results, FUNNIEST, Funniest election outcomes, Harris loses Michigan, House decides presidency, humorous election twists, laughable election scenarios, Minecraft, Muslims voting green, outcomes, Pennsylvania goes blue, Political satire, Senate decides vice presidency, Server, tied election, Trump-Walz administration, unexpected election results, VoteCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

biblical references, bizarre actions, blocky, confusing signals, cryptic communication, cryptic messages, Cultural differences, enigmatic clues, guy, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious intentions, obsessive behavior, odd behavior, perplexing actions, perplexing situations, puzzling behavior, questionable motives, Server, strange desires, strange requests, unhealthy relationships, unusual requests

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

88836902, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, steve, tags

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!