Internets – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

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Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

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Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

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Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

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Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

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AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!

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HellishFamilyVacay Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of Harry’s relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and drama!

Just like how OP is dreading the arrival of Harry’s massive family, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what crazy antics unfold next on our server. Will you be able to handle the chaos or will you be begging to escape to a friend’s house like OP?

With more drama than a soap opera and more family members than you can count, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you join, there’s no escaping the craziness!

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SplitBillDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! Join us for some outrageous adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the world of blocks and mobs.

Imagine a world where your in-game family members expect you to pay for their virtual meals because they’re unemployed by choice. Experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual partner over the virtual bill, all while trying to keep your virtual mum happy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when your virtual auntie overhears your conversation about the bill and decides to intervene. Will you end up paying less or will you stick to your virtual guns and split it evenly?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of virtual drama and virtual celebrations. Who needs real-life problems when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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GratefulCraft SMP

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Are you thankful for a server where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and prank your friends with exploding chickens? Then you’ll be thankful for our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life!

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HorrorCraft: Top 5 Scarefest

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as scary as a baby zombie? Well, look no further because our server is so terrifying, it’ll make you scream louder than a creeper explosion! Join us if you dare, and experience the top 5 horror movies of all time…in Minecraft form!

1. “The Exorcist” – Watch as players battle possessed mobs and try to survive demonic attacks that will make your skin crawl. Can you exorcise the evil from this server?

2. “The Shining” – Explore our haunted hotel build, complete with creepy twins and a deranged axe-wielding player hunting you down. Redrum!

3. “A Nightmare on Elm Street” – Sleep at your own risk on our server, where Freddy Krueger lurks in the shadows, ready to haunt your dreams and your Minecraft world.

4. “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” – Enter our twisted maze of horrors, where players must escape Leatherface and his deadly chainsaw. Will you make it out alive?

5. “The Blair Witch Project” – Grab your friends and venture into our spooky forest, where the Blair Witch herself is rumored to roam. Can you uncover the mystery and survive the night?

Join our server for a bone-chilling experience like no other, where every corner holds a new scare and every player must fight for survival. Don’t be a scaredy-cat, join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the top 5 horror movies of all time in Minecraft!

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KremlinCraft: Kyiv Shuffle

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So, like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where Russia is like moving units from Ukraine to Kursk, right? Kyiv is all like “whoa, dude, what are you doing?” but Russia is just like “lol, we’re just playing Minecraft, bro.”

Join this server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures! Build your own army and conquer lands like a boss. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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VibeCraft: The Musical Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure musical vibrations. our world is filled with vibrating vibrators that create the most beautiful melodies you’ve ever heard.

ride on a giant vibrator through the skies and serenade the creepers with your sweet tunes. build a house out of vibrating blocks and watch as the zombies break out into dance.

if you’re looking for a truly unique minecraft experience, come join us and let the vibrations take you to a whole new level of gaming insanity. who needs regular instruments when you have vibrating vibrators? come join us now and let the music play on!

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Peatland Paradise: Amazon Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more peatlands than the whole dang amazon basin! we got so much carbon-storing ecosystems, you’ll be saving the planet just by playing minecraft with us. plus, our map is so detailed, you’ll feel like you’re actually exploring the amazon jungle. join now and help us fight climate change, one block at a time!

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