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AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	2355
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

BabyRage Minecraft Server

academic pressure, avoidance, BabyRage, body shaming, colorism, comparison, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hospital visit, infertility issues, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, newborn baby, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, social anxiety, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

WeddingDramaCraft

bridezilla, choosing sides, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, maid of honor, refusing to help, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for spouse, support spouse, uninvited husband, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?

WeirdEatsMC SMP – 30 characters

adventurous eating, bizarre foods, Characters, culinary adventures, eccentric cuisine, exotic dishes, exotic flavors, foodie experiences, gastronomic oddities, odd food combinations, offbeat foods, peculiar dishes, quirky meals, rare dishes, smp, strange cuisine, strange eats, uncommon delicacies, unique dining, unusual eats, unusual tastes, weird food, WeirdEatsMC

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the weirdest thing you’ll eat is a golden apple covered in slime from a slime chunk! But hey, at least it gives you super strength and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Fear Factor” challenge, where players have to eat the most disgusting Minecraft foods imaginable, like rotten flesh stew or spider eye soup. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life.

So come on, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, food-filled world!

BoomerBlockz

aging, aging gracefully, aging mindset, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, habits, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	383	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Crops Grown:	3230	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Then join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely of candy, ride unicorns through enchanted forests, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring adult world behind and join our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server today!

BlockyBrits vs. Israel

arms sales, arms trade, BlockyBrits, Britain, Conflict, defense industry, diplomatic relations, embargo, foreign policy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, Politics, SECURITY, suspension, United Kingdom, weapons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3138
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking sheep! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even britain is expected to suspend some arms sales to israel just to play on it! true story bro, the queen herself was spotted building a castle made entirely of diamonds on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! also, did we mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

RentFreeCraft

budgeting tips, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial independence journey, financial independence retire early fire, financial independence strategies, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, Financial Success, investment strategies, money management, passive income, rent free living, RentFreeCraft, saving money, smart investments, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	864
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1214	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got diamonds rainin’ from da sky and pigs dat poop out gold bars! Like, who needs a job when u can just chill in our server and be rollin’ in da dough, ya know? Plus, our server is so lit, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon races, like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a fire-breathin’ beast through da skies? So, ditch da real world and come join us in our wacky Minecraft universe where da only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few exploding creepers, but hey, dat just adds to da fun, amirite?

AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

addiction, Alcohol Use Disorders, anger management, AngryCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, booze, Edition, Elevated Rates, health impacts, mental health, Pathological Anger, psychological disorders, Recovery, research, smoke, study, substance abuse, Substance Dependence, substance misuse, substance-use disorders, Therapy, Tobacco Use Disorders, Treatment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Emeralds Found:	8284	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mines Excavated:	4805

so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!

Prodigy Network

Bosses, Crates, Custom Mobs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Free Ranks, Friends, Fun, Giveaways, Mini Games, Minigames, online gaming, pay-to-play, play to win, Premium Ranks, Ranks, Safe Environment, Server store, Survival, Tokens, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

WHAT IS PRODIGIUM NETWORK?

Prodigium Network provides an online gaming experience for all Minecraft and video game enthusiasts. We are here to serve everyone around the world with a computer or laptop or even a mobile device. Prodigium Network is a Minecraft server that hosts events and giveaways for customers and players. Here to provide entertainment, new friends, and much more.

WHAT DO WE OFFER? We offer a semi-vanilla plus server with custom mobs and bosses. Our goal is the keep the Minecraft feel but add to it, to make it even more entertaining. We also offer a range of different mini-games and events with rewards that you can use either in-game or even in our very own server store! In addition, we offer free server ranks that you are able to play for ranging from commands to items. Don’t want to work for it? Then you can buy premium server ranks at our store! Or even tokens that can be used to buy server crates and more! Giveaways are another thing we offer, it is to say thank you to our members who participate in server activity!

WHY JOIN PRODIGIUM NETWORK? We have a well-maintained server run by experienced developers, artists, builders, and leaders. Our goal is to provide you with a safe and fun gaming environment where you can make new friends or even learn some new builds! We strive to make sure every player is welcome and appreciated. We also wanted to make Prodigium Network not a pay-to-play and or play-to-win server. That is why we offer a free ranking system with some premium commands and items.

78.108.218.49

SalemMC

Active Development, closeknit communities, Community, Discord, ethnicity, Friendly, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, New server, Plugins, Respect, SalemMC, Server, Sexuality, TOWN, Towny, Towny Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

SalemMC is a new towny minecraft server! We hope to create a friendly and inclusive community. Includes plugins such as Towny and MCMMO.

As we hope to create an inclusive community we expect players to act respectfully toward each other and respect others sexuality and ethnicity.

As a Towny server players will be encouraged to form closeknit communities and to work together to create a beautiful town.

The server is still in active developement so we hope you can join and grow with us!

IP: salem.enviromc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jwX5kwUySz

salem.enviromc.net:25603