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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9580 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
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Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?
And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!
