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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9600 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4701 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.
On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.
