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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2109 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!