Picture this: you’re trying to feed your baby while your toddler decides it’s the perfect time to crawl all over you, causing a meltdown in the middle seat. And just when you think you have a moment of peace, your husband decides it’s time for his frequent bathroom breaks, leaving you to juggle it all on your own.
But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a back story of a husband who refuses to hold his pee, despite the advice of a pelvic floor therapist. Will he ever learn to ask before he pees, or will the chaos continue on every flight?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of multitasking madness!
not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Jess, the self-proclaimed genius, shocked us all with her unique perspectives on life. From thinking Europe is no longer a thing to believing that having unprotected sex while pregnant will give you twins, she’s a real gem. And let’s not forget her belief that north is up and cars don’t need to be locked because, well, keys exist for a reason!
But the real kicker was when she decided to give medical advice to someone undergoing fertility treatments. According to Jess, all you need to do is eat right to “repair” yourself. Who needs doctors when you have Jess, right?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from Jess’s unique wisdom. Just don’t forget to buckle up, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig” mount. Yes, you heard that right. Ride a majestic flying pig through the skies and show off to all your friends. Who needs a car when you have a flying pig?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, it’s guarded by a horde of evil chickens with laser eyes. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft server, where driving is free, pigs can fly, and chickens shoot lasers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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A: 1st of April. Get in early!
A: Custom features, epic bosses, and thrilling minigames await!
A: Use commands like /rtp, /sethome, /home, and /spawn.
A: Use a golden shovel for claiming land and trust/untrust players.
A: Apply custom enchants, engage in PvP Warzone, and manage gapple cooldowns.
A: Check balance, pay other players, join jobs, sell items, and use the Auction House.
A: Instant tree felling, realistic seasons, and grave system for items upon death.
A: Mob Arena, custom bosses, and arcade games for endless entertainment.
A: Vote for rewards, use crate keys, and earn ranks with special perks.
A: Customize chat colors, send private messages, and ignore players.
A: Live map with Dynmap, void teleportation, and chunky preloading for smooth gameplay.
SilvaMC Server Information
Join SilvaMC for a Minecraft experience that mixes old-school vibes with cool new stuff! It’s like regular Minecraft, but better!
What to expect:
Come join the fun at SilvaMC!
play.SilvaMC.co.za
ElmHope Minecraft Server
ElmHope is all about fun and community! We offer: ======= Factions Minigames Lifesteal Exciting events Wars Friendly staff Chill rules Join ElmHope today – we work with bedrock and java! =====================================================
play.elmhope.net
Nightly is an Aussie 1.9+ pvp server with cool game modes like: – Duels with all your fav kits – Crystal Duels and Box FFA – Sword FFA – Survival with pvp zones
Join in the fun and battle it out with your friends! ðŪðĨ
Nightlymc.com
ConquerCraft Network
ConquerCraft Network A new cracked server network Java and Bedrock! !!!NEW!!!Towny Server with a Real Earth Map on a 1:500 scale! Alternative Survival Server!!! Not P2W!! Dynmap Cool Events 24/7 Small but dedicated community All versions!
play.conquercraft.net
SMASH
Welcome to the new SMASH Server!
You remember the old SMASH on Shotbow, right? Interested in this game mode? Then check out this server!
SMASH originated from Smash Bros games by Nintendo. It was transformed into a 3D version in Minecraft many moons ago.
Players from all over the world gather here for the ultimate showdown. Every hit gives you power and the more you collect, the farther you fly off the map. Who will survive the longest? Who will be the best?
This game mode is both fun and competitive. A new SMASH plugin, similar to Shotbow, is currently in beta. Our Smash Server is playable on versions from 1.16.2-1.21.1 (Java). Smash features are added and bugs are fixed regularly!
Join now and SMASH your way to victory!
play.smash-eu.net
Horizon RPG
HorizonRPG 1.18.2
Dungeons Mcmmo Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims
IP: horizonrpg.net
Welcome to the future of gaming, we make minecraft more fun.
Join now to level up your minecraft game, do dungeons with pals, rule the server, and make a cool kingdom.
play.horizonrpg.net
Chaos Craft Network
A chill server made by some youtubers and others to build a cool community.
Welcome to Chaos Craft Network! This server was put together by a bunch of youtubers and content creators to make a fun and awesome community for everyone to enjoy. Join in on the fun and make some new friends!
54.39.107.31:25575
ChaoticGTA Server Features:
Guns: Over 40 custom guns from Tiers 1 to 5 available in chests, special CheatCode items in store or crates.
Gangs: Create your own gangs with custom names, invite friends, sethomes, and more!
Airdrops: Every 30 minutes, a plane drops supply crates over Greenfield city with various items.
Crates: Find keys in airdrops or buy in store for different loot.
Join the server’s Discord for updates: Join now! See you there!
chaoticgta.serv.nu
AmethystCraft
AmethystCraft is a cool Minecraft server from Chile. It’s a towny server with special enchantments and the option to tweak your gear. Join in and have a blast at AmethystCraft!
172.93.110.224