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FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

“Youth, academic success, achievement gap, Adventures, Asians, Blacks, disparities, Diversity, dont, education, Epic, Fail, FailCraft, Failing.., Hispanics, INEQUALITY, international rankings, Join, laughs, meme, minority students, Performance, Pisa, SCHOOLs, Stereotypes, US education system, Whites

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	918
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	707	Emeralds Found:	283
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	230705

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

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gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Towns Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!