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Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

Absurdity, avant garde, BUILD, Chaos, Crafty, deconstruction, dream ending, EXPERIMENTAL, Fun, intellectual masterpiece, meaningless things, Metafiction, midwits, mind-bending, mindfuck, nonsensical plot, overanalyzing, postmodernism, redditors, satire, slap, Slap in random shit together, surrealism, unconventional storytelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	2497	Void Gems Collected:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

SuperepicSMP

Modded, SuperepicSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	999464	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

SuperepicSMP [modded]

Alphaline

Alphaline, Roleplay

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Villages Defended:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

About us Are you looking for a server that allows conflict, griefing, and stealing, but isn’t the main focus? Then you’ve found the right place! We allow almost everything between players besides hacking. You wanna be a mercenary? You wanna get revenge on someone? You wanna be a peaceful farmer living out in the fields? Feel free! Our goal is to allow players to have as much freedom as possible while also giving a realistic experience akin to a real society or Model UN. What makes us different Alfalin is a semi-vanilla geo-political server focused on player freedom and interaction. We have countries, borders, a plethora of plugins that you can see on our discord, a custom map, and none of those pesky war rules that you have to deal with in most servers. If you wanna get revenge and start a war feel free, anything goes. The World Our custom map is 7,000 x 7,000. The entire map was hand made and has custom biomes laid throughout. There are volcanos, jungles, tundras, and more. We hope you can add to it with your creations. How to Join- Join our discord here https://discord.gg/E93H6vp689

– Our rules, server tweaks, map, and ip are in the Discord – To join the Minecraft world simply send your ign in #unwhitelisted-general and send any questions you have

Architect SMP

Architect, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

ARCHITECT SMP SEASON 5

EXPERIMENTAL SNAPSHOTS

We are currently playing on 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features! (excluding the new trial chambers.) Having the fresh tuff blocks and extra copper additions, and more!

The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans, and amazing memories.

Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimum, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.

We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects from all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate, and talk.

Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas, and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started late August, with plenty of time to join in on all the Season 5 shenanigans!

-= APPLICATIONS =-

Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!

We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!

Architect Links

Architect Website: https://info.architectsmp.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com/

Server Location: France

“A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things.”- Fromtia

FunnySMP

funnysmp, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp

Hey!

A few days ago, I decided to open season 2 of my server after the success of the first 1.19 season. The server is entirely vanilla and has a very chill and friendly community.

Now’s the best time to join us on this adventure!

Just join my Discord and I’ll be happy to whitelist you 😉

Modular SMP

Modded, Modular, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	689762
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Would you like to come and steer the ship? -Modular SMP is an experiment where you, the player can manipulate what mods get removed or added to the Minecraft server every month! Our server is- -open 24/7 – Gives the ability to create factions and claim chunks (no one can nuke your house) -Complete freedom to play how you want! If you like to build and design incredible mega structures, there’s a space for you. If you enjoy engaging in PVE and PVP, we have the mods for that, and if you like to play with redstone? You can broaden your horizons on this server! The best part is that nothing is set in stone, and you hold the power to drastically change the server and how the game is played! Any mod can be added to the pack, and any mod can be removed. The choice is yours. ———————————————————————————————————————————————— As the modpack gets updated, Modular SMP’s goal is to provide a unique experience no matter what version you play on! participating is the difference of having a fantasy role playing experience to playing a shooter, gunning down pokemon, or playing the game as if it’s Stardew Valley while trying to dodge a parasitic infection. Your options are only limited by Curse Forge’s library of mods! So, what are you waiting for? Come on in and help steer the ship! -Links and Socials Discord: https://discord.gg/pbt2sDYuM7

Curse Forge Page (Server comes pre installed with the pack): https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/modular-smp

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@modular\_smp

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Modular\_SMP/featured

The Hangout SMP

Hangout, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5703	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Server Name: The Hangout SMP
Current Version: Java Release 1.20.1
Server Address/IP: 37.187.131.185:25581

Description:

The Hangout is a server that supports diversity and individuality. While our community is currently rather small, we welcome players from all backgrounds! This SMP is a safe space for all members, and we hope to provide a enjoyable experience. Some of our members like to create content on the server, however there is no pressure to do this.

The Hangout has a discord where members can keep up to date on the servers’ events, or new additions to the server. Whether this be new player-built shops, or new community projects looking for members to get involved with. If you want to get involved with this, please look below at our links! When looking to build, just be considerate of others leaving plenty of space for them to expand.

Our discord is a great opportunity to find out about events such as end busting, exploring the nether, mini-game tournaments etc, but also a great place to see the server in action! Frequent announcements, updates and in-game posts will all be on there, so feel free to join us.

Important Links:

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xsJZUz7UGB

Dynmap: http://37.187.131.185:28071/

Celestia Worldbuilding

celestia, Other, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	1126	Dragons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to Celestia!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Celestia and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few weeks ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server

Towny : Used to claim your builds and for diplomacy with other nations

Various guilds: From the brewers guild, to the mapmakers guild, to the builders guild. There will always be a community ran guild that you are able to freely join.

The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.

Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: http://198.27.125.34:8787/?worldname=Celestia2&mapname=flat&zoom=1&x=230&y=64&z=-214

Discord: https://discord.gg/NeuvWtc2Uc

Stormy Lagoon!

lagoon, smp, Stormy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	529358
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	2107
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details:

Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com

Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.

🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.

⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.

👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.

🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.

🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!

🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.

💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.

🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.

🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.

⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!

🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

Duckville

Duckville, Modded

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you a Minecraft veteran with a desire for something new, something to reignite your passion for the game? Are you a newb, who is interested in mods and potentially making new friends? Maybe you’re somewhere in the middle, unsure of where to go?

Come one, come all, to Duckville SMP! Where players can find their power in the mysterious arcana strewn across the land, or in the might of Oil and Steam! In this steampunk-fantasy themed server, we have a dozen or so mods that allow you to choose whether or not you’ll be fighting dragons or constructing massive machines of mass destruction, or both!

We’re an 18+ server centered around the golden rule: Treat others the way you want to be treated. We’re a minority run server, with a passion for building community and of course minecraft. Your voice and opinion has a place here- granted that you have respect for others as well.

We’re looking to build a semi-small, tight-knit community of 20-25 players all with their own passion for minecraft. Our server has a world border, 5000×5000 blocks, meaning you’ll have to get close and comfortable to your friends and foes. Don’t feel like getting in with the fighting? Pacifists are protected and respected here, as well as the war mongers. Rest assured, there is a place for you.

Highlighting mods such as Create, Ars Nouveau, Ice and Fire, Black Powder Weapons, and Biomes O’ Plenty, there is never a dull moment working with mystomechanics! We have added additional mods to build upon vanilla, with better end fortresses, villages, etc.

With a mod team that prioritizes an enjoyable minecraft experience, we have a hard launch date set for this Friday, at 6:00 EST.

The world of magick and mechanics calls to you… Will you answer?

Apply here today: https://forms.gle/gWusYvwzzsF8jT6D7

BlockHeart

BlockHeart, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1241
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

The BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season, and we’re looking for a new intake of members! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to. We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft. We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too. Rules > No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated > No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting > No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone > Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun > No lag machines > Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap Please reply to this post with the following to apply: Age Discord ID IGN Gender identification Nationality Favourite movie Favourite video game Minecraft build style Project idea for our server Tell me a joke 🙂 Thanks, hope to hear from you soon! IP: eu04.empowerservers.network:7085 -BOTTOM