Intel Itanium Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCrafty McMineFace

1200W, 600W, collector’s item, computer collection, Computer Hardware, computer history, cpu collection, hardware collection, high performance, Intel Itanium, Itanium, Itanium CPUs, legacy hardware, McMineFace, minecrafty, power supply, rare find, server hardware, Technology, vintage hardware, workstation, year 2001

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9318	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8263	Towns Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as finding an Intel Itanium hardware in 2021? Look no further! Our server is like a small workstation from 2001, but instead of two Itanium CPUs, we have FOUR! And forget about wimpy power supplies, ours is a whopping 600W – because we like to live dangerously. Join us for a gaming experience that’s as elusive as a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3682
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	278	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Animals Bred:	85	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	14

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	303	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	6740

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Towns Built:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	114	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	New Chunks Explored:	976576

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653