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OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mines Excavated:	1861	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	894
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	4866

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

clash, Conflict, controversy, Creation, decision, Diplomacy, France, History, international relations, Israel, Land, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Politics, prime minister, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, UN, UNcreated, united nations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	185	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2594
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

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PeepHub

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

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Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
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Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft